After getting all of the Pope's luggage loaded into the limo the driver rushes to open the back door but the Pope says, "They never let me drive at the Vatican and I would really like to dribve today."
"I'm sorry your holiness but I would lose my job if I let you drive and something awful happened."
"It would mean so much to me and I won't forget you if you allow me to drive."
Reluctantly the driver gets in the back seat and immediately regrets it as the pontiff floors it, quickly exceeding 100 mph. "Please slow down your Holiness", pleads the driver
Just then a motorcycle cop pulls him over and when he rolls down the window he immediately realizes its the Pope and runs back to his radio."I need to talk to the Chief, I have a situation here."
He tells the Chief that he stopped a limo doing 120 in a 60 mph zone. The Chief responds, "Bust his ass!" "I don't think we should do that because this guy is very important." "Even better" responds the Chief, "It will show everyone that we don't let anyone away with breaking the law!"
"No, I mean REALLY important" said the cop. The Chief asked, "Is it the Mayor?"
"Nope, even bigger" he replied "It must be the Governor then" responded the Chief
"No, much bigger than that"
"Who the hell can it be?" "I think it is God" said the cop
"What makes you think it is God?"
"Because he's got the Pope driving him!" By: The Old JC |