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Blonde Joke # 4,572

A blonde rushed into the emergency room with the tip of her finger shot completely off. "How did this happen?" the young intern asked

"Well I was upset and tried to kill myself" she said

"What has losing your finger got to do with your suicide attempt?"

"First I put the gun to my breat, then thought, I just paid $8,000 for these beauties, so I'm not shooting myself in the chest."

"Then what happened?" the doctor inquired

"Then I put the gun up to my mouth and I remembered that I just spent $3,000 to get my teeth capped, so I decided to put the gun to my ear. Suddenly I realized that this was going to be very noisy so just before I pulled the trigger I stuck my finger in my other ear, and here we are!"

 

By: Georgie M
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Past Your Eyes

A blonde asked her milkman to drop off 25 gallons of milk on his next trip. When he asked her why she told him that she had read it was a beauty secret from ancient Egypt and she wanted to try it.

"Would you like the milk pasteurized?" he asked. She responded, "No silly, just up to my tits!" 

By: Dino D
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Wife Training

Three men were comparing notes on training their new wives. The first mam married a Polish woman. He told her that she was to do the dishes and keep the house clean. It took a few days but soon he would come home to see a clean house with all the dishes washed.

The second married an Italian. He gave his wife orders to do all the cleaning, dishes, and cooking. The first day was not good but each day he could see that she got a little better. By the end of the week he saw a beautiful clean house, all the dishes washed and a magnificent meal prepared.

The third man married a Jewish woman. He ordered her to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn cut, laundry washed, and hot meals whenever he wanted them night or day. The first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healing enough that he could fix her a sandwich, load the dishwasher, and push the mower.

By: RJ
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The POPE

After getting all of the Pope's luggage loaded into the limo the driver rushes to open the back door but the Pope says, "They never let me drive at the Vatican and I would really like to dribve today."

"I'm sorry your holiness but I would lose my job if I let you drive and something awful happened."

"It would mean so much to me and I won't forget you if you allow me to drive."

Reluctantly the driver gets in the back seat and immediately regrets it as the pontiff floors it, quickly exceeding 100 mph. "Please slow down your Holiness", pleads the driver

Just then a motorcycle cop pulls him over and when he rolls down the window he immediately realizes its the Pope and runs back to his radio."I need to talk to the Chief, I have a situation here."  

He tells the Chief that he stopped a limo doing 120 in a 60 mph zone. The Chief responds, "Bust his ass!" "I don't think we should do that because this guy is very important." "Even better" responds the Chief, "It will show everyone that we don't let anyone away with breaking the law!"

"No, I mean REALLY important" said the cop. The Chief asked, "Is it the Mayor?"

"Nope, even bigger" he replied "It must be the Governor then" responded the Chief

"No, much bigger than that"

"Who the hell can it be?"  "I think it is God" said the cop

"What makes you think it is God?"

"Because he's got the Pope driving him!" 

By: The Old JC
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BEER WARNING!

After many years of research University Scientists have discovered that there are FEMALE HORMONES in beer. Their theory is that the more beer a man drinks the more he will act like a woman.

The test began with 100 men consuming 8 pints of beer each in one hour. The results are astounding! 100% of the men in the test group:

  1. Argued over nothing
  2. Refused to admit they were wrong about anything
  3. Gained weight
  4. Became overly emotional - crying for no reason
  5. Can't drive
  6. Couldn't think rationally
  7. Had to sit down to urinate
  8. "I love you man!" was often stated

Amazingly we have all experienced this reaction after drinking but never realized why we acted so immaturely but now we know.

By: ARMY
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