An Irishman had been stranded on a deserted island for over 10 years, when he saw something rising from the surf. It was a gorgeous blonde clad in a wet suit. She walked up to the stunned Irishman and said, "How long has it been since you had a good cigar?"
"That would be 10 years" he responded. With that she reached into a waterproof pocket on her sleeve and she pulled out a fresh pack of Cuban cigars, a cutter and matches.
He lit one cigar and smoked it slowly cherishing every bit of it. "Faith and begorrah! I had forgotten how great a smoke can be"
"How long since you sipped a taste of aged Cardu Irish Whiskey?"
Trembling, the castaway says, "More than 10 years and please don't tease me. I have been dreaming about sipping whiskey since I arrived"
Unzipping her wet suit a little, she reaches in and removes a flask and hands it to him. He opens it and takes a long drink that burns beautifully all the way down and he exclaims, "Tis the nectar of the Gods and it is fantastic!"
At this point the beautiful woman slowly unzips her wetsuit, wearing nothing underneath. She walks closer to the trembling man who is obviously so excited and asks. "How long has it been since you played around?"
With tears in his eyes, the Irishman can barely control himself and begins to sob, "Jesus, Mary, and Joseph! Don't tell me that you've got a set of clubs in there too!"
By: OLd JC |