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New Orleans Crabs

A man boarded a plane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a stewardess to take care of them. She promised to put it in the fridge in the plane's galley. He severly lectured her that she would be held personally responsible and that as a lawyer he could make her pay if they thawed.

Not happy with his threats, she used the intercom just prior to landing. "Would the gentleman who gave me crabs in New Orleans please raise your hand?"

No hand went up, so she took them home and shared them with the flight crew

By: RK
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Guts or Balls ?

GUTS - Is arriving home late from golfing all day being met with your angry wife holding a broom and having the guts to ask, "Are you still cleaning or flying somewhere?"

Balls - Is coming home late at night after being with the boys smelling of perfume, beer, and lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt saying, "Your next sweetie!"

This should clear up the distinction between Guts and Balls. Unfortunately both result in death...

By: DH
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BEDROOM GOLF
  1. Each player brings their own equipment - two balls and a club
  2. The owner of the hole must give permission to play
  3. The opposite of outdoor golf the object is to put the club in the hole and keep the balls out
  4. To be most effective the club should remain stiff at all times
  5. The object of this game is to take as many strokes as possible
  6. The owner of the hole will let you know when you can leave the course
  7. The player should take time to admire the entire course before play begins
  8. Attention to the mounds and clipping the grass could help
  9. Players are encouraged to use rain gear for their protection
  10. Ensure that this is a private course and no one else is scheduled to play that day
  11. Judgement should be used if the course is not in shape - could be some lost balls
  12. Be certain to get permission to play the "back" nine - could be ejected quickly
  13. Slow play is encouraged unless the owner wants you to speed up 
  14. It is considered an outstanding accomplishment if you can play the same whole many times on the same day - bonus points can be awarded
  15. Clean your equipment before leaving - owner may assist you
  16. Book your next tee time if the course is still open
  17. Practicing alone can damage the equipment and your eyesight
  18. This game can be played in the dark but mark the holes well first   

By: MIKEY
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ACHOOO!!

A man was sitting beside a beautiful woman on a plane trip and was afraid to talk to her. Suddenly the woman sneeezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, the visibly shuddered for almost 30 seconds. She apologized to him but a few minutes later the same thing happened again but it took her even longer to recover. Before he could ask her if he could help she repeated the sequence and shook more violently than ever.

Unable to restrain himself any longer he asked her if there was something wrong. She responded, "I have a rare medical condition that wnenever I sneeze I have an orgasm and they get longer and more intense each time."

Very emberassed now that he realized what was going on right next to him he said. "That is so strange, I have never heard of it before. What are you taking for it?"

She responded, "Black Pepper!" 

By: Ji
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Irish Redhead in a Casino

A beautiful redhead from County Cork was in a casino. She was a bit tipsy when she bet $5,000.00 on a single roll of the dice. Before any one could respond she said, "I hope you don't mind but I feel much luckier when I am completely nude!"

With that she stripped down displaying an incredible body, rubbed the dice between her breasts, rolled the dice, and with her sweet Irish brogue yelled. "Come on baby, Mama needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed... "YES! YES! I WON"

She bounced over and hugged each of the dealers and then grabbed up her winnings and her clothes and ran off. The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

The other dealer answered, "I thought you were looking!"

By: MOIRA
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