One evening last week my girlfriend and I were in bed and I am feeling the passion rise but she says, "I don't feel like it tonight, I just want you to hold me."
I responded with, "What is going on?" She replied, "You are just not in touch with my emotional needs for me to satisfy your physical needs. Can't you just love me for who I am and not just for what I do for you in bed?"
Realizing that nothing was going to happen no matter how I responded I went to sleep.
The very next day I took the day off work and took her shopping at Neiman Marcus after a wonderful lunch. She tried on many expensive outfits that she liked but couldn't decide on one, so I told her to throw them all in the cart and I would buy them all for her. She wanted new shoes and I suggested that she get a pair to match each outfit. Walking past the jewelry counter she saw the diamond earings she had always wanted. I waved my hand and said, "Throw those in too."
She rubbed herself passionately against me and whispered in my ear, "Let's go to the teller and hurry home for your special treat. You know those things we never do, well tonight is the night!"
I said, "No honey, I don't feel like it" Her face went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled "What!!!!"
"I just want you to hold this stuff for a while. You're just not in enough touch with my financial needs as a man for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."
Just when she had that look that wanted to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things that I buy for you?"
I won't be getting any sex for a while but at least we can play Subterfugethegame so that I can get out of the house! By: Bobby Bear |